Funny congratulations on the birthday of a friend with humor

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Let's fill the glasses,
And sing a song in your honor.
There are very few good friends,
My words are not flattery at all.
I'd like to wish
May you be young forever
In deeds, to always flourish,
For friends, always be naughty!
Health to you, dear
So that you can keep up everywhere
Stay the same crazy
You never get tired!

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I wish my lips pump up
And breasts, if possible.
I wish Baba to become a class
But just be careful:
I can not you overshadow
And if suddenly you can
You can not walk properly -
I break my legs too!
And the birthday is all the same
I will be frank.
I am not angry - I will take a log
I spank perfectly!

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Wish that hoo-th!
And never oho-ho!
A bit AH! Well, you can oh!
To take your breath away.
Of course, that was WOW !!
And so that FU is very little.
So sometimes THIS IS YES!
BLIMEY! - not nonsense
CAN NOT BE! - this is real,
YES YES! - albeit virtually.
CSO! - so often surprised
WELL ALL PIPETS! - not enough.
And at the request of EGE GAY!
And so come true, come on, pour it!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite items and cars,
Always a pleasant excitement
And there is no end of men

To manicure - always in order,
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so it was only sweet
So that you all stood!

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Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And penthouse, and servants,
The yacht is personal!

In the center - a private apartment,
Dress in boutiques,
And furious only with fat,
And you live like in dreams!

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Well, girlfriend, happy birthday,
Let it be only luck in life!
Love is a huge balloon
Spouse - reliable, loyal, modest.

Mink coat, a million to boot,
Chauffeured limousine in the Canaries cottage.
Cherished dreams to always come true
And faithful friends not to be forgotten!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite items and cars,
Always a pleasant excitement
And there is no end of men
To manicure - always in order,
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so it was only sweet
So that you all stood!

***

Happy birthday I hurry
Congratulate heartily,
Let yours be fulfilled
Cherished dreams.

I wish your life
Was full of wonders
And if you lost something,
That is just extra weight.

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Girlfriend, I wish everything was cool,
So guys fell in love with you every hour!
I wish outfits of the most fashionable styles,
Beauties first try on the crown!
Invigorate, hang out, burn under the hits,
And so that your dreams come true soon!

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Let it be luck, let it be luck
Let the mood always be great
Let there be parties, let there be parties
Let it be from fashion magazines updates
Let there be resorts, let there be hotels
Let there be five days off per week
Let the weather be beautiful everywhere
As well as friends always let them be near!

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Baby, lovely, congratulations,
Diamonds and S-class car,
In your birthday wish,
So that all dreams come true in the EU,
Bakal for this ... raise!
To drive a Cayenne-S,
On the way, In Monaco, I notice
With a cute pikines dog
Light the road, I beg you!
And be forever in everything you s!
After all, you're my friend, I adore!

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I wish that the boss smiled at the meeting
I wish you the best plans for the evening
I wish resorts, luxury hotels
Cafe, restaurants, cool cocktails
Outfits cool for the price and style
I wish to try on the Miss World crown!

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Dear, best friend,
You are the ray of the sun in the storm forest.
You are an exemplary spouse in the family,
And beautiful - everything is for you to face!
At work you are always successful
At home - you are the mistress of all "five"!
Although, like all of us, it is not sinless,
But, not me dear, reproach you.
Be healthy, cheerful, beautiful,
Have fun and laugh heartily.
Be happy for us, happy
And strive for new heights!

***

Today is your birthday,
How many greetings and flowers!
My dear friend,
We wish you all the best, then
Raise a glass of wine we wine,
And let's drink to the fate of a happy,
So that you never stayed alone,
So that someone would call loved.
We wish you happiness, beauty, love,
So that the people were kind around
Health and let sunny days
Smile will touch your lips.

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Flowers bloom for you
The birds on the branches began to sing.
On this day you were born
And they wanted to congratulate you
Very good friends
And friends, all your relatives.
We love you, your family,
Wishes such a helmet
May you always be healthy
And wealth was in the house a lot,
The star will not go out for you
And you will be kept by God.

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The best day of the year has come:
The man has become more mature!
I congratulate you on him
And, of course, I wish:
Million impressions
The most exciting entertainment
To horde fans
Has fallen sometimes!
Let the trouble takes the legs
From your life's road!
There will be only laughter in the house.
And transcendental success!

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Hang out, anneal, have fun
In the beautiful prince rather fall in love
Well, by the way, apartment, car
Shopping trips with friends
Huge bouquets, gorgeous gifts
Vouchers to beautiful and hot
Yourself and others cheer up
This is what I wish for you on your birthday!

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My good friend, meet me
And pour me vodka, not tea.
Only you can understand me, you can comfort
And only you can help me with advice.
With you, and easier for me, and more fun,
You do not regret a gentle word.
Let the wind sail, let it not storm,
In the sea of ​​life to live with us no offense!

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Let there be great health!
Not drooped sluggish chest
To cunnilingus - more often! -
Would anyone pamper!
And so in the morning every early
When not to get up - well, I have no strength !!
Let no alarm clock - he failed! -
Hot Maine woke you up!

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And today, on my birthday,
I wish you from the heart:
In life it was so fun
"Things" to be good.
Favorite business to flourish
That only knew happiness days,
I didn’t go a hundred meters
In the menopausal days
So as not accidentally flew
So that in the course of time you are beautiful,
In the eyes did not turn off the lights.
That each time, meeting together,
We ahu ** ali together, just as happy again,
So that your life was like a song
And love has always lived in it!

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What to wish for
Not to be banal?
Lots of sex and so he
It was not virtual.
New and comfortable home,
It has a big bed,
To have a sweet sleep
(And for sex too).
More sports and walks,
Eat fruit, not a cupcake -
It is important for health.
However, as well as sex.
All right! Enough about sex
This is so trite.
To love you life !!!
If only not anally !!!

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I wish you a birthday,
All that you want!
Smiles, joy, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
You are like a flower under a clear sky
Always beautiful and young,
And everyone thinks: "Oh, I would
A wife like her
Clean, sweet and lustful,
You give everyone warmth and light.
So as not cn ** do - you o ** enna!
There is simply no other word!

***

I wish you your birthday,
So that happy faces surround
So that there was fun and peace
The husband was the king, the lover - the prince!

And the money, well, quite, very little -
To the jeep and the apartment in the center,
So that only the chest becomes bigger,
Love is a sip, but happiness - a centner!

***

Dear, happy birthday,
Be always as bright
To men's delight
Convert to gifts!

Let the diamonds reinforce
All words and compliments,
Let them shine in your life
Only the best moments!

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Catch always man's looks,
And only choose a prince!
And we don’t need much money -
So that life resembled paradise!

Let the hairstyle be stylish,
And cellulite is alien to the figure,
Life is personal - loving,
Love gives us health!

***

My dear friend!
On your birthday
You're like a fairy tale that frog
Meet your prince!

And you will not meet - it does not matter!
There is a short recipe:
Even the freak will become a prince,
If you drink vodka!

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Let Bentley drive up to the house
The beautiful prince is coming to you,
And on the Maldives takes,
And let the fur coat in the hands of bears.

Dream, believe me, is not bad at all,
It is useful even sometimes
I wish the birthday of faith,
That everything comes true always!

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Happy holiday, girlfriend!
I can not write.
Smile, you're just a darling!
What do you want me to do?

Enjoy, be beautiful,
What do you want, all have
Drink a lot of beer today,
To make it more fun!

***

What would you like, girlfriend?
After all, you and everything is fine.
Well, let the penthouse be, not a two-room apartment,
Beautiful lover yet! 🙂

That there was more money in the bank,
Yes, there, just a billion!
To rest on the Canaries, Casablanca,
In short, life was like marmalade!

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On the birthday of a friend
I want to wish for love
After all, love will save from the blizzard,
And comfort from insults.

Happy birthday my friend!
Live long and happy
After all you my friend
It is impossible not to love !!!

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What would a friend want?
Birthday to celebrate
Girlfriends - do not forget!
Joys - be!
Sorrows - forget!
Salary - to grow,
Love - bloom!
Dreams come true,
And most - do not relax!

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How many years have we been friends?
I can not count!
You're a favorite girlfriend
There is nothing more to say!

For you, I, dear,
Even the guy give way.
Happy Birthday dear,
I love you so much!

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Girlfriend, the house will be fret
In family matters, peace and quiet,
In the work - a fabulous success,
Be always the most beautiful of all.

And on my birthday I wish
I want you not to lose heart,
The dream comes true let
And happiness pours over the edge!

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